I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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