And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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