fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
