WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She told me I should be a condom model.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
