Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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