gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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