I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
His nipple licking is glorious
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