I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Enjoy the penises
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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