I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Houston, we have a squirter
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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