We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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