Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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