Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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