I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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