i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Randomize
