y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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