why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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