if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Randomize
