i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Randomize
