the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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