So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am puke
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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