Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize
