I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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