Dual....:-)
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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