Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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