How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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