what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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