If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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