i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
