My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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