She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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