It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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