is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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