oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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