i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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