Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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