She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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