that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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