no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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