Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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