Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
why is half of my head shaved?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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