I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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