He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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