it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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