Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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