And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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