So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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