Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wish I only lived at night.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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