So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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