just tell him i said nine months
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We had sex on a dog bed..
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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