What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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